Quiet Confessions
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Digging Their Own Graves…Sort Of
So dear readers… Today we are talking about dirt. Well… Technically sand. And coconut fiber. And…
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Tropical Goblins & The Great Heat Crisis
So dear readers… Apparently my tiny shell goblins are tropical. Not “likes warm weather” tropical. Not…
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“I hate myself”
There are sentences that don’t ask for attention— they slip into conversation quietly, almost unnoticed. And…
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The Great Water Conundrum
So dear readers… Apparently hermit crabs require two kinds of water. Not prefer. Not occasionally enjoy.…
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Trial by Fire
Today’s campaign began with triumph. I, a responsible young adult doing responsible young adult things, acquired…
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The Truth Behind the Painted Shells
Before I brought my little hermies home, I thought hermit crabs were simple pets. Tiny little…
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The Tiny Crustaceans Financially Ruining Me
So dear readers… We need to discuss the fact that hermit crabs apparently require luxury real…



